Friday, 31 October 2008

Toilet

Assalamualaikum...

It was during my KK holidays dat i made this small mistake. I was in such a hurry to pee that i asked one of the restaurants' attendant "Dimana jamban?" Now, yes at first none of us would think there is a mistake in my question but if u think carefully, jamban is brunei malay word. That girl gave me a confused face like as if she was the one who needed the location of the toilet ASAP.

Early this month, i met SP student President; Rena and she told me about WTO-WORLD TOILET ORGANIZATION. yes yes!! laugh it up! but it exists. Google it up and see what it has to offer. Its an NGO. so there's nothing to lose beb.

So wats the connection between my kk story n WTO? There is one link bt right now i have a major headache, feels like something is banging against my temple. Blog next time.


LOve you all, but not as much as i love myself
najmoon esa

p/s: my mother told me a story about a man who doesnt have good qualifications but his life was blessed. It was all because he seeked his parents' forgiveness every morning. Have u guys asked ur parents' forgiveness today? Why not? Malu? i seriously wanna know where, when and why did we get this idea of malu untuk meminta maaf ani kn?

Wednesday, 22 October 2008

Bukan Jejaka Melaya


hahahhaha siapa kah itu yang makan seperti org yang inda sadar kan diri? yang sebalah c naz!

Hang Tuah

Assalamualaikum...

"Bukan cinta pasir mu yang ku tunggu,
tetapi kasih dari NYA yang seagung maya ku cari selama ini."

I came home around 8.30pm last night and "Kayangan" was on air. Now the hero in this movie talked like Hang Tuah punya era. Then i remembered a line from the movie "Puteri Gunung Ledang". Cant remember who said it - "....Cinta seagung maya....". From here, i started to think "How would Hang Tuah react if he sees today's malay culture?" would he faint or hide himself again in the jungle? From some sources (I do not know if it is reliable or not), Hang Tuah did ran away from Tanah Melayu due to some reasons which i do not know for a fact. Maybe he was sulking kerna cinta tak kesampian or just too sad about Hang Jebat? Find it yourself. Do a little digging aight. it's 6.15am and i need to take a bath. Gonna start tutoring in less than 2 hours.

Oh yea, my Mafia family is currently -1. one of my kids has grown up and become a policeman. I am quite sad about him being not there in my class bt sometimes i need to let go and let them grow on their own. :') sedih p happy. When we went to ICC for the exhibition thingy, i was counting my students. They used to be 18 all together and i kept forgetting that Ai is not with us anymore. and i started to think "sapa lagi yang lari ani?" kan marah sekali nya one of the girls cakap that c ai is no longer with us. "oh yea....." huhuhuhuhu......krg malam lagi ku mengutuk sal ia WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA... sampai puas ati....hahahhahahahahahhaha......k c u guys later.

love u guys but not as much as i love myself
najmoon esa

Saturday, 18 October 2008

Hari Guru

Assalamualaikum...

Selamat Hari Guru to my mom, my big brother and all teachers around the world; especially to this one particular cute teacher name Najmoon. Wahahahhahaha :D I love my job. Seriously, i L-O-V-E my job. Funny how people still perceive that any unemployed graduates who are desperate to get a government job should apply to be a teacher because it is guarantee to be given. "Dang! inda ha-da-ha-da." Translate: Girl! that's a load of crap! Ok, I will lay down my case. My academic background is fully about business and finance. From form 1 @ stpri till my degree at Kensington College, i studied economics, accounting and business studies. Nada lari ni 3 adi beradi ani. Plus, I used to work at a local company as an Audit assistant. currently, as a part-time student, I am studying to get my ACCA certificate. For some of you who do not know what ACCA stands for, shame on you! find it yourself. And before i accept this tutoring job, i was given TWO (not one) job oppotunities from both public and private sector. one being an audit and the other, an accountant. Girl! Both jobs have high wages!!! $$$$$$$. But for some reason, my heart was set about the tutoring stuff. So I stick with this one. But why? there must be some strong reasons why i like this job.

First i get to see Abg Muiz everyday! wahahahhahahahahha....i love to bully my students. Sometimes i crack myself. hehehehhe. Sorry Abg Muiz, u are just not that cute as ME to be remembered everyday. hehehe. only weekends. hahahhaha. neways, love this job cause i can be just like Indiana Jones. Indy has 2 jobs. No! i am not talking about his adventurous side. I am talking about his lecturing job. Maybe bcause i love the fact that i can read books and articles everyday made me fall in love with this tutoring job. seriously, i get to use my brain everyday!!!! hehehe :D You dnt wanna mingle aimlessly in my brain. it's just too dangerous. Second reason, i get to teach the most amazing and logical topic on earth - "BUSINESS". I have been in love with this subject since i was in highschool. I am fully attached to it. We are engaged! hahahaha.....See how h-a-p-p-y i am!

Lets make it crystal clear. I did not accept this turoting job bcause i have no choice. I did have choices. Either being an audit, an accountant or a tutor. and i pick..........abg Muiz :D so the moral of the story is, please please please the era of stereotyping has end. so stop being "Si tau gaban" Example; People always perceive that malays are lazy. actually not all right?! I close my case :D last words, think wisely...GAMATE FOR TOMORROW GUYS!!!!


love you all, but not as much as i love myself
najmoon esa

Friday, 17 October 2008

siapa ini?


saja mz kn ketawakn...mz damam...perlukn sesuatu yg mengembirakn hidup...

ethical issues.

Assalamualaikum...

sok mz will be at school from am till pm. f some of u wanna perform, bleh dtg. f kn mengacau mz buat kaja, jgn tah dulu. mz tym ani damam and i need my rest from u lovely pest of mine :D Thank you.

eh mz ada ceta wah. after jogging, mz minum sama my parents rah akbar gdg. sekalinya tym mengorder, ada tia org ani duduk blakang kami. siuk2 kami mengorder, ia memanggil pelayan kami "mas! mas!" nyata tarang2 ia ambil order kami. sekalinya palayan kami inda melayan, marah ia "tuli kali! mas!!" pelayan kn tulih rah nya n told this guy he is with us masa atu. he jawab "awu tau ku. ni ambil dulu ni!" he was pointing to the meja towel on his table. panat! sekalinya the other pelayan melayan ia....mengorder tia ia ".....kn keraja ku ni...." ntah kau! keraja pun kn bising. palat! org lain inda kaja kali. lam otak mz mesti this guy mcm samseng usulnya, rambut panjang, muka bida. sekali mz liat. org nya smart berabis. baju tuck in. when he walked out of the restaurant, the two guys who were sitting at the corner table bceta sal his background. apparently this guy works for the force and holds a very important position in the organization. I wont tell u which force he works for. How embarrasing to see an old guy behave in such manner. sekali nya mz terfikir, lately i have been seeing misbehaves not only from students but also from the senior citizens. do i think our society's moral issues are deteriorating? yes. I strongly agree. so my advice for the day, please, please, please, do not follow the trend of today's way of thinking before considering many facts. go to the the very top of my blog and read the quote i got from the book. ok. jotting things down this way is fun. lets do it more often. at least, u will read some articles in english.

love you all bt not as much as i love myself.
najmoon esa

Thursday, 9 October 2008

Raya tomorrow (friday, 09.10.2008)

Assalamualaikum....


Mizz minta maaf banyak-banyak sal miss inda dpt ikut raya sok. Miss mo raya w my family la sok. Sori ah......krg kana cakapi leh bonda mz....lau bonda mz menagur, b gagar ni dunia ah.....gtakut....huhuhuhu....once again sori yer.....ciao bebs


najmoon esa

Thursday, 2 October 2008

selamat hari raya

Assalamualaikum...

To all my students;

Selamat Hari Raya, Maaf Zahir dan Batin. Lau ada terkasar bahasa atau pun tingkah laku, maaf kan Tuan hamba. Bukan kerna mare tpi pasal mz syg kn kamu n mahu mengajar kamu :D pls do come to my house nanti k. ramai2 la...p gto dulu mz bila kamu kn dtg. at least leh sediakn makanan.

najmoon esa